I'm 21. I enjoy the evils of drinking, smoking, sex, and junk food. I love crime shows and romance comedies. And cartoons. I'm a college student, resisting graduation like all hell. I've learned a couple life lessons, but I am the last person who should be giving advice. I work at a kitchen gadget store, and spend my free time creeping the interwebs wishing I could cook. I actually spend a lot of homework/class time doing that too. I celebrate tedious traditions, such as "New CD Route Tradition" and I say stupid things such as "route".